Whatever!

vibratome:

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

the-haiku-bot:

aspiringbelle:

caughtthedarkness93:

trans-ralsei:

trans-ralsei:

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer:

localowlhousefanatic:

communist-usa-real:

arizona-official:

satan-official-account:

100percentevil:

willowplantcat:

icannotgetoverbirds:

icannotgetoverbirds:

whatsorryiwasntlistening:

icannotgetoverbirds:

whatsorryiwasntlistening:

being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

How many notes does this need until you write this crackfic, op?

If this reaches 10K I’ll write it

Quick, somebody say something totally unhinged or make a haiku!

also. followers. queue this up.

ALT

apologies if those aren’t your pronouns op, I couldn’t find any on your blog.

@100percentevil do ya thang

my thang ~(○○)~

@tallyhoot @godofautism @crispyasaurusxx @almostdeath @anonthefold

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@themfacesbelovely @amarynthian-fortress @evry1h8s-me @eatheire @xt0t4llys4n300x

@uwuinhell @unicorn-in-stars

satan here‼️ please write this

@non-tyrannical-usa @not-communist-usa

Assistance?

WRITE IT

@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official @actually-danish-denmark

@official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland @forever-scotland

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@pakistan-official @i-am-poland @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa @the-state-of-michigan @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official

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@newhampshireofficial @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real @totally-texas

Tempted the fates, I am calling haiku bot, to make you write crack

I’ll help hang on

herald of haikus, we all adore your presence, help us when in need

pls haiku bot

herald of haikus,

we all adore your presence,

help us when in need

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

animalbody:

boobachu:

animalbody:

wet-dirt:

animalbody:

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

this is so unrelatable that i’m going to talk to my therapist about how much i don’t relate to this

ok. do you like need something or

They didn’t have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it’s okay I guess but it’s kinda awful.

It’s like it’s not mint chocolate but it’s also not toothpaste flavored, it’s some nothing else.

can anyone hear me. where am i

cisphobicfrisk:

what “age is just a number” means

• it is never too late to find love
  
• it is never too late to start your career
• it is never too late to start being true to yourself

what “age is just a number” does NOT mean

• it’s okay for this grown ass adult to be in a relationship with a minor (aka a CHILD)

loo-nuh-tik:

Interview with the Vampire | 2.04

bonus:

33-81:

missed but never forgotten 💔